Ursus: You know, I can never seem to recall this whole song at a campout, so I don't believe I've ever sung more than snatches in front of a very few people. Don't worry, Mordekai, I'll get you yet.....

Lucillus: If there's anyone (besides Thorack) who deserves to be made fun of, it's Mordekai the Foul. I think this song captures the essence of the man quite well.

CHIM CHIM THE STUD
By Lucillus
Dedicated to Mordekai the Foul
(Sung to the tune of "Chim Chimeney Cheroo")

Chim Chim's my name, and I hope you can see
That I am the best I can possibly be.
I know that you're jealous and wish you were me
For I am the star that shines in Anglesea,
And if you aren't careful, I just might go free!

Mordekai is what I like to be called
A sexy young stud who is proud to be bald,
My gut keeps expanding, but that's quite okay:
On me it looks good, and I like it that way,
So I don't really care what you might have to say!

My charm and good looks I know girls can't resist
Many's the maid that I've courted and kissed,
It usually happens quite late at night
When they're all so drunk they can't put up a fight
And then some pass out on me just from the fright!

Now don't take offense when I tell you I'm great
You poor, lesser humans can't deal with my fate.
I guess I'm just destined to be better than you,
And sooner or later you'll know that it's true!
And if you can't see that, you don't have a clue!

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