Ursus: A good chorus song which can usually get everyone going. For some reason, though, I could never get into it.

Lucillus: A little outdated now, but still one of my better compositions.

THE BEER SONG
By Lucillus
Dedicated to my mates at Anglesea
(Sung to the tune of "Wonderful Beer")

(CHORUS)
You could be a Concusare, a Tuchuk or a King,
But now you're here in Anglesea, so join us as we sing!
When we're on the battlefield, there's nothing that we fear,
The only thing that worries us is running out of beer,
Beer, beer, wonderful beer, beer, beer.......

Whenever you come to Anglesea, you'll find a welcome here,
And you know our campsite is always full of cheer!
The most fun that we ever have is right here in our home,
You will find us partying until the keg is blown!

(CHORUS)

Handrick is our champion, with mighty mugs of clay,
Although they always seem to break before the end of day.
But does he let such little things stop him from more beer?
All he does is open his mouth and says, "Pour some in here!"

(CHORUS)

Mordock's drunk a thousand beers, give or take a few,
Once he tried to count them all, but couldn't get off his shoes,
So he stopped his counting when he got up to ten.
Oh well, he said, I'll drink some more, and then I'll try again.

(CHORUS)

Thorack drinks so many beers he sometimes can't stand up,
That is why you see him slumped, staring at his cup.
He says, "Why should I strain myself to get another beer,
As long as I have swordbrothers. Hey, Badger, over here!"

(CHORUS)

Here we have the Shindar, who do not like to drink,
It's not that we condemn their choice, or so they like to think.
But maybe if they drank some more, they wouldn't be so uptight,
Then again, with hangovers they might not want to fight.

(CHORUS)

I could tell you lots of tales of beer and Anglesea,
And all the stupid things I've seen from drunken fools like me.
But luckily when I wrote this, I hadn't had a drop,
It's probably the only time that I knew when to stop.

(CHORUS)

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