Ursus: You think I'd sing this publicly? Even to my mates? As it is, I'll probably have to avoid Handrick for months now.....

Lucillus: This song was inspired by one of those crazy late nights when the Tuchux loaned the boys from Anglesea a stuffed, life-size sheep (don't ask!). Handrick spent the entire evening breaking up with Babette, and the everyone else spent it laughing....

Ballad of Handrick and Babette
By Lucillus
Dedicated to Handrick
(To the tune of "Sister Golden Hair Surprise")

Oh, I wish I could tell you that I do not miss her so,
AS I close my eyes and wonder why I ever let her go,
But you know I would be lying if I said I didn't care
Sometimes losing her is more than I can bear.

Well, I keep on thinking 'bout you, oh my dear sweet, lost Babette.
You were so much more exciting than any girl I ever met.
With your fur all thick and matted after we made love last night,
Sometimes you'd get so excited you would bite!

(CHORUS)

Do you ever think about me? Or do sheep forget so fast?
Have you found someone to love you? Do you dream about what's past?
Girl, I want to have back here, even more than one more beer.
Oh, I miss you more than ever, Babette my dear!

Yes, I know you've had more lovers, but that doesn't matter now,
If I can't have you to love me, I would rather f**k a cow.
After all, there's just no difference when you know you've had the best.
Do you think that I could settle now for less?

So I guess I'll have to suffer until you come back to me,
But you know that there's not better home for sheep than Anglesea!
And I promise I won't loan you to my brothers any more.
The ap Caragans sure make a poor sheep sore.

(CHORUS)

Do you ever think about me? Or do sheep forget so fast?
Have you found someone to love you? Do you dream about what's past?
Girl, I want to have back here, even more than one more beer.
Oh, I miss you more than ever, Babette my dear!

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