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"Why should I hire Anglesey?" An excellent question, and one which reveals the depths of your intelligence.There are many answers to your question, and since you're digging this deep on the WWWeb, you obviously have time to hear all of them. To begin with, when you hire us to fight for your cause you have the comfort of knowing that we won't be fighting against you. That's right, no growling, howling, and tastefully attired Celts running amok on your flanks and in your rear. No green landslide crushing your unit in full sight of the admiring ladies on the sidelines.

But wait...there's more!

When you hire Anglesey you're not just getting thousands of pounds of raw, animal aggression, you're getting a thoroughly battle-tested unit. Yes, a unit. Unlike other units that are basically a mob of armed tourney afficionados, the men and women of Anglesey train to fight together. Say what you like about individual skill in a controlled setting like a tournament, but no one's gonna hear you over the noise of Anglesey turning you into tiny bits of fop goo. "Really?"What kind of attitude is that? Trust us.
"Sounds good, but aren't you expensive?"Who can put a price on glory? Our Warlord and Vice-Warlords, that's who! But they want to work with you. We offer an easy payment plan, relaxed credit checks, and the most polite and friendly collection agents you'll ever be thugged by. Give us a call and hire us before your opponents do.

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(Frequently Slung Epithets)
"Ok, but I heard that Anglesey is a bunch of cheaters,
liars, rogues, villains and scofflaws?" HEY! Nobody's perfect!
Don't believe everything you hear. With success comes notoriety. As in notorious.
Mind you, we don't rest on our laurels. Instead, we try to increase them every year. Laurels ain't that comfortable to rest on anyways.

"But I heard you've been in trouble?" Anglesey has never been convicted of any offense by any SCA, Markland or Dagorhir courts, tribunals, or other judicial bodies, either martial or civilian.
We have never been kicked out of Pennsic.
Any charges, real or imagined, ever leveled at Anglesey or it's soldiers,
are utterly groundless and plainly fabricated.

Charges are occasionally leveled at us, but is usually is no more that the result of a good-ole-fashunned ass whoopin', dealt out by our boys and girls in green. People really seem to hate that. Try not to take it all kinda personal-like. We're not there to insult or demean ya. We're just there ta kill ya.
That is our profession and we take it very seriously.

"But I heard you're nothing but a bunch of rebellious, smart-assed, debaucherous, stick-jock medievalist redneck sumbitches™©?"
DON'T lean on mah pickup truck whilst ya sayin' that, Mistah. D'you wanna beer while we talk? They're ice cold, or perhaps a good pull off the whiskey jug? Ahma still listenin', just git off mah truck. NOW.

Forsooth, dude! Don't make that mistake!
We are the most clean-cut, polite and sensitive professional killers that you'll ever rub shoulders with.

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